Sunday, November 30, 2008

Greetings

This Blog is dedicated to helping those of us who would like to become smart but don't have the time or ability to do so.

We can instead develop an 'Air of Intelligence' and pretend to be smart :)

INTELLIGENT FACT #1: Less than 50% of truly smart people can tell the difference between an actual intelligent person and a person that possesses the 'Air of Intelligence'.

You're probably thinking -interesting fact- ... but where do I start?


LESSON #1: Greetings
(difficulty level: 1/5)

Begin a conversation by saying 'hello' instead of using common greetings such as 'hi', 'hey' or 'what do you want'.
It is polite and instantly gets you off on the right track.

When you have mastered that try using terms such as 'Good morning', 'Good afternoon' or 'Good evening'.
This has the same effect as 'hello' with the added bonus of showing people you know what time of day it is.

Use meals to remember the time of the day:
Morning: breakfast - lunch
Afternoon: lunch- dinner
Evening: dinner- bedtime

Give it a go, you'll be amazed with the results!

1 comment:

Jr. said...

Dear Mr. Smart,

I always feel like an idiot when I sit down to eat at a fancy restaurant. How can I convey an 'air of intelligence' when I eat out?